Very verehrter Mr.Facebook !

Vor einiger Zeit, I have you erklärt, that I find it very ärgerlich when you ständig my Site durcheinander bringst. I have gedacht, you have understand me. But I have me geirrt. Because, I will write you in deutsch. Let your Fettfingers from meine Profilseite, sonst I will become einen Wutausbruch. Everyday I finde nix wieder, my Posts are verschwunden, also meine Neighbours. I hope you have mich nun verstanden, sonst I will come with my Car to you and give you a Nackenschlag from allerfeinsten. You will find yourself in der nächsten Ecke. Do you have me verstanden......NOW ?!